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it’s only been a week of summer school, with a day off, and i’m already behind.. focus/motivation/willingness = 0.

along with that, i got a haircut on saturday and the onlychinesespeakinglady cut my hair so that it looks like the middle is gone.. theres a trench down the middle of my head with longer hair besides it.. she cut the koreangrandcanyon on my head. yay.. 

and my ohsobeloved stomach is coming back.. time to start insanity again dang it.

but summer retreat should be quite fun.

showslow:

Noches, Illustrations by Melóm.

HAHA

HAHA

settheworld-onfire-forhim:

iwilltrustinyou:

Willy Wonka;… so funny.

LOL

settheworld-onfire-forhim:

iwilltrustinyou:

Willy Wonka;… so funny.

LOL

All the ways you wish you could be… That’s me. I look how you wanna look, I fuck like you ­ wanna fuck. I am ­ smart, capable ­ and, most­ ­ importantly, ­ I’m free in all the ways you’re not. People do it every ­ day. They ­ talk to ­ themselves, ­ they ­ see themselves as they’d like ­ to ­ be. ­ They don’t ­ have the ­ courage you have to just run ­ with ­ it. ­ Naturally you’re still ­ wrestling ­ with ­ it, ­ so ­ sometimes, ­ you’re ­ still ­ you. ­ Other times, ­ you still imagine ­ you’re ­ watching ­ me. ­ Little by little, ­ you’re just letting yourself become… Tyler Durden.

My birthday…

lolzpicx:

Expectations:

Reality:

ipredictthisformy21st


Twisted Cities
by Victor Enrich

Victor Enrich has two skills: taking amazing architectural photographs and then fucking them up via photo manipulation to create these architectural anomalies. They look like great zombie-defense fortresses to me… maybe he’s onto something.

dangthisisgood

ohsnapsthisisclever

mylifeisalie

so my parents bought me a car today. no big deal at all.

not.. 

this came out of nowhere. i never thought i would see this day. whattheddong is going on..

but yeah i’m thankful and happy..

HAHA
  • my mom:

    i'm not against gay marriage

  • jeff:

    what if me and andy got married?

  • my mom:

    i'll take a suicide

  • me:

    hey I just met you and-

  • me:

    why are you walking away